Funny birthday greetings for a guy. Funny and humorous birthday greetings for a man. Funny short birthday greetings

To a man, I wish on his birthday,
Have a pleasant, business-like and cheerful meeting,
Let there always be a good mood,
I wish you to protect your nerve cells.
Let age not seem like a hindrance,
You can conquer all the peaks,
You just have to live with a smile and laughter,
And never cry or be sad.

I hasten to congratulate you on your birthday,
And wish you all the best,
So that you discover humility,
And I didn’t know what fear means:
I wasn’t afraid to drink vodka on holiday,
And mix bitters with beer,
So that you don’t feel shy about scary women,
I hastened to conquer their hearts.
Let depression not destroy you,
You just have to want happiness,
There will be order in your life,
But you need to sweat a little.

Good men are not easy to find
But I seem to be very lucky
To me you are handsome and stately in stature,
And you have a beautiful face.
We rarely, sometimes are in a quarrel,
But you break the ice with love,
You are always elegant and calm,
And as affectionate as a well-fed, gentle cat.
Darling, I wish you on your birthday,
Leave all your worries behind
Today is a holiday of happiness and fun,
After all, you couldn’t find a better pair than ours.

You've been building your career for many years,
And there was a time, I was dry with melancholy,
You were a responsible example for us,
It's time to break loose and party.
A cherished birthday is a joy,
We waited a long time and counted the days,
He will bring us fun and sweetness,
And you will be happy with us.

I wish you a long life,
So that the heart beats and sings loudly,
And most importantly, don’t stop creating,
And keep your male body in shape.
I wish everything was fine
And women loved until old age,
After all, YOU deserve it like no one else,
Be the standard of a real man.

Today we will proudly raise our glasses,
And the toast on this day sounds loudly,
For the idyll to come in life,
Let every word conquer you.
Today and tomorrow there will be no sadness,
But the soul will frolic with happiness,
I wish that your feelings do not end,
And there will be no end to the joy either.

Happy birthday, our birthday boy,
Brave, powerful and beautiful, a strong female guardian,
A real man is hard to find,
And not everyone is able to meet happiness.
It's worth trying very hard to find it,
I, unlike many, may be lucky.
I've known you for a long time, best friends,
And it looks like I'm starting to fall in love.
And since we are close today, then answer me, friend,
Are you one of those who immediately climbs under your own heel? –
If yes, then we will be together, here is my hand,
You are the groom, and I am the bride - that’s it, you’re done!
But seriously, and no jokes, happy holiday, dear,
Know that people are very peaceful and comfortable with you.

Happy birthday today,
May your home be filled with happiness,
I wish you real fun
We leave worries for later.
You will become the main boss at work,
You will climb high in your career,
You will achieve your goal very easily,
You can easily beat your competitors.
It's not too late to become happy,
I wish you joy, goodness,
And be a little scary and serious.
At least, at least a little, sometimes.

Let gray hair appear on your temples,
And there is no enthusiasm to have fun,
On your birthday there is no room for sadness,
There is a reason to take a walk and frolic.
I wish to start everything anew,
And from an unusual side I will open up to you
There is no time to cry and be bored
There is only a reason to walk and have fun.

There are gray hairs at your temples,
Like a brand for a man
And in the hands of great strength,
And you came out with a cute face.
Relax on your birthday
Gain strength today
And have fun with your friends,
Have fun as best you can.
Life, it's one of a kind,
We'll go for a walk today
Happy birthday,
And we wish you well.
Happiness, joy, health,
Live with a smile and love,
Caress, tenderness, warmth,
And there's a ton of money.

A man was born and immediately went
I found a job and a woman to live on,
I bought a lot of vodka and started smoking,
You decided to shave your milk stubble.
This is how I imagine your birth,
A brutal, stern man like no one else
Thank you for always being with us,
We appreciate and love you for this.
Always smile and keep happiness,
And give your positivity to your loved ones.

Fate gives us great moments,
And you will want to repeat them again,
You will remember your birthday forever,
Will you start again? stronger life be in love.
And no matter what happens, go to the goal,
Hand to hand with friends on an equal basis,
And achieve success in your business,
Walk through life only lightly.

Happy Birthday man!
Be as you are used to:
Strong, angry, slightly unshaven,
Insolent, sharp, but not beaten.

Let your dreams come true
Let your friends admire
Whatever you think, it will come
And it will lead to success!

May there be time in your life
For sports, fishing and football.
May your friends all love you,
Let him adore the weaker sex.

You are a prominent and strong man.
Don't be bad on your birthday,
Have fun to the fullest
But don’t mix vodka with beer!

Happy birthday, charming man, cool little guy and just a super person! I wish you great success in life, wherever you may be, may it be good and rosy everywhere. Big Babosiks for you, which you can count for years and won’t be able to count, this is of course a fairy tale, but I wish to at least have such a plan and bring it to life. I wish you health, so that the years do not cripple you, do not knock down your impulses and goals, always achieve sharp turns and you will become an even cooler pepper.

On a wonderful birthday holiday
What can a man wish for?
Success, joy, luck,
A BMW X5 car.

Let the fun flow like a river,
There are so many friends, you can’t count them,
And at night to sleep with you
Model with bust “number 5”.

In the morning to leave the bungalow
To the Mediterranean coast,
And the sun said tenderly:
“Let everything in life be ok!”

You are a man at the dawn of your strength,
And there is no reason for sadness
But there is a reason
A toast to us in your honor
And wish without interruption
Money, new car,
Respect, success,
Several cars of laughter
And another cart of happiness,
So that life is according to suit!

To a real man
Supermacho (unvarnished)
We wish you on your birthday
So that everything is just class:

Money so that it flows like a raging river
They flowed into the accounts themselves,
May your house be five stories high
It grew out of the ground itself.

So that the wife is obedient:
Words across - no, no,
So that you while away with her
Years of happiness and love.

Let them not penetrate your soul
No melancholy, God forbid stress,
But it will always be with you
A burning interest in life.

We congratulate you personally,
Let everything be fine:
Home is a cozy corner,
The dacha is a complete mess,
The car is a black Mercedes,
Brighter sex, less stress.
So that friends don't forget,
Visited more often with beer,
And the wife wouldn't grumble,
She greeted them with a smile.
Live many great years,
Don't get bored and don't bother.
Be healthy, little man,
Have a strong spine!

I wish you a lot of happiness,
Love and a sea of ​​earthly blessings,
And the mood is groovy,
Smiles bright and colorful!

More money, strength, luck,
Let there be a villa, a Mercedes
And everything that means a lot in life
I wish you sales miracles!

Let any peak conquer,
Let the car in the garage be updated,
There will be no obstacles to the cherished goal,
Dig up the treasure along with the potatoes.

The beauties themselves will hang on their necks,
Vodka will be prescribed as a vitamin,
Fortune keeps pace with you.
Health and strength for years to come!

Happy birthday,
We will wish you everything you want.
Steamboat, apartment, car,
An airplane and a wad of money,
May I always love my grandmother,
Never sawed.
To clean the apartment,
She served tea and coffee.
So that she doesn’t go to the left,
Money to carry into the house.
She sewed, washed, cooked...
So that everything is in order, in general.

You are a very distinguished man.
The guy is just anywhere.
And they add charisma
All the years we've lived.

Like cognac, you are only better
Every year it becomes more and more valuable.
May health, joy, happiness
They will be stronger and stronger.

Let the girls adore
Success accompanies business,
The money is just coming.
You, my friend, are the best!

Let everything be as it should be.
More happiness and love.
Fortune's face, not her back
Meets you on the way.
So that all doors open,
Opportunities are a dime a dozen!
So that problems do not occur.
We will definitely defeat them.
So that the young ladies smile more often,
And you could smile back at them.
So as not to quarrel with your health...
And so that the pot cooks properly.

Today the world has become a little brighter,
After all, on this day you saw its light.
Since then you lived and made people happy,
And the world did not offend you in return.
More joy and sweet little things
On your holiday I want to wish you,
So that the narrow circle of friends expands,
Troubles were washed away just by smelling you.
So that your hands would be warmed by the tail of fortune,
And your stomach is five-star cognac,
So that women's love caresses the strings of the soul.
Good health - this is not a trifle.
I also wish you honestly, without deception,
So that a golden stream flows into your hands.
And you never touched the bottom of your pocket,
And he suddenly smiled at these lines.

You are brutal and smart,
How beautiful Apollo is.
Only he's not so handsome
And I wasn't that happy.
You have become an example in everything
And I’m not the least bit tired
After all, patience and attention,
Well, also understanding,
There is so much in no one else,
Even in near and dear ones.
I wish you happiness
And protection from bad weather,
Laugh like this for a long time
And smile more often.

Happy birthday,
I wish you happiness, joy,
Sea of ​​beer, rivers of vodka,
And where would we be without herring?
Be happy
Forget about sadness!
Take good luck with you on your journey,
And a harem of girls to boot!
Life new page
May it be preserved forever!

I wish you on your birthday
A crowd of friends for the mood,
Sultry mulatto, kebab,
And a “Versace” jacket.
Choose what you want,
Don’t let doubts enter your soul.
You don't need a reason for happiness.
Remember, you are always a man!

We wish you a pleasant work,
We wish you to rest on Saturdays,
We wish to have both a salary and a bonus.
In bed, the wife should appreciate her skills.
We wish you never to give up,
Make more jokes and avoid dealing with sadness.
After all, you are the best, believe me, without a doubt.
With love we will say to you: “Happy Birthday”!

We always wish you
Live life to the fullest, and then
We'll have to deal with it again
It's your birthday again.
And not once, and not twice,
Three hundred times! However, it doesn’t matter
With a man like you
We don't even need flowers.
You are a man one hundred percent
And you don’t regret compliments,
Now we will take revenge on you
And give congratulations:
Always be strong and beautiful,
Drink vodka, don't get dirty with beer,
Eat pork, not carrots,
So that there is strength for love...
Well, for life like this
We wish it to flow like a river
Health, strength and luck,
And only this way, no other way!

Today I want to wish -
Through life, so as not to lose heart.
Armani wallet
Well, the stock is full of money.
The wife is a beautiful craftswoman,
Well, there’s a tigress in bed.
Smart and obedient children,
In the closet there are all the most necessary things.
So that work would be a joy,
Well, the neighbor didn’t do anything nasty.
So that the mother-in-law is loving,
And she only called “you”.
Whatever the Range Rover is in the garage,
And forget about the problems.
Love, health, respect,
Happy birthday to you!

I wish you good spirits,
Success in business,
Smiles from ear to ear,
Large amounts on the accounts.
Health, energy, good luck,
Have a good mood,
The wallet is thick to boot,
And many achievements.
A new apartment in the capital,
A car, and maybe a wife.
And a small villa abroad,
God grant that it’s not just one.

Business trips to the Maldives,
And for the salary - a suitcase.
Luck to grab by the mane,
And my mother-in-law is on holiday in Magadan.
Good health, steel,
Care as warm as sand
So that in life you always keep up,
And in the house of happiness there is an island.

Cool congratulations to a man on his birthday

Happy birthday!
Boy, you're already big.
I don’t know what to wish for you...
Always be yourself!
Everyone wishes you happiness
For long years and don't get sick
They avoided bad weather.
You are handsome - keep it up!
I wish you a yacht, a dacha,
The suitcase comes with some extra money.
Be patient a little longer
You'll buy an island soon.

I wish you a beautiful life:
Fishing, relaxation, lots of beer!
Go to the bathhouse on weekends,
On full blast live!
And so that the wife is obedient,
Indifferent to mink coats,
To feed you deliciously,
So that she is skillful in bed!
In general, more all sorts of benefits,
What is in your men's dreams!

Happy birthday to an excellent man. I wish you a happy
sparkle in the eyes, great strength in the hands, real dignity in
pants, great wealth in personal accounts, lack of noodles on the ears
and the bright world of fantasy in dreams.

I wish you success
More joy and laughter
Good friends, not grabbers,
And there are more than two Mercedes.
To buy a dacha overseas,
I have accumulated bank accounts,
So that everything works out everywhere,
But the mood did not end.
Enthusiasm - without limits.
Ideas of good, new faces.
May you be a hammer in everything.
And so that everything is “OK” everywhere!

Let it be in your hut
There's money and girls
And outside the window he waits faithful horse:
Iron, fashionable - wow, fire.
And let at your porch
Three faithful soldiers are on duty:
Love, reliability and peace,
And happiness follows you.
In luck - eternal unlimited,
In bed - personal Aibolit,
In a career - growth to the skies,
Let there be progress in everything.
Well, a little more will,
A little sugar without salt,
A little serious personal matters,
So that chaos does not happen.

Such a prominent man
I want to wish you victories
May you be in all your glory and strength
He lived for decades more.
I want to wish you success
I want to wish love
To have reasons to laugh,
Don't let your finances fail you.
So that in this swamp of life
There was a reliable island.
And so, as they say in the navy,
Caught a fair breeze!

Happy Birthday! Don't get drunk
And moderately “accept”!
In the bullpen, prison, hospital
Never hit.
Keep your mind clear and sober,
The heart is burning fieryly.
Prostatitis, enuresis
You'll never know.
So that your nerves are steel,
So that I can achieve everything.
To dollars and euros
Didn't fit in the wallet.
In the Maldives and Hawaii
Drink sweet juice on a sun lounger.
I wish you from the bottom of my heart:
Let everything come true in due time!

You were born, and it doesn't matter
How many years ago?
On this day I wish
May there always be harmony in the family!
So that your wife meets you at home
In a mini-dress up to the elbows,
And the children's loud laughter
Made everyday life more fun.
So that friends with a keg of beer
We came sometimes
And today, on my birthday,
And with a bottle of cognac!

On a man's birthday
Somehow it’s common to wish
Build a house, make a son
And plant trees.
This is all important, of course:
And the heirs and the forest,
And the cottage is multi-storey...
Better with a sauna... Or without.
The main thing is that in this house,
Just step over the threshold,
The heart was filled with light,
There were no quarrels or squabbles.
To make children happy.
And it doesn’t matter: daughter or son.
Be, dear, in the world
All the happiest men!

Let any peak conquer,
Let the car in the garage be updated,
There will be no obstacles to the cherished goal,
Dig up the treasure along with the potatoes.
The beauties themselves will hang on their necks,
Vodka will be prescribed as a vitamin,
Fortune keeps pace with you.
Health and strength for years to come!

Happy birthday
And we wish you good health.
And in addition to you -
A lot of money, a yacht, a dacha,
Fish, beer, “Kirieshki”,
Cheese "pigtail" and nuts
Let them find their home
In your refrigerator.
At work - only success,
More laughter in your life.
More bright, bright days.
Don't forget your family and friends.

Funny birthday greetings for a man

I wish you on your birthday
More money, – where would we be without them? –
At work, so that you are appreciated,
The standard of all male virtues!

To have shades in bed
Well, at least one hundred and fifty,
So that the wife remains a coquette
And there was a whole squad of kids!

You are a real man
Not an Uzbek and not a Tajik.
Smart, strong, groovy!
It will be your birthday
We will celebrate it together!
And appetizers and wine, -
That's how it is with us!
Accept congratulations,
And come on, pour it! Happy Birthday
I love you, my dear!
And with all my heart I wish,
May you be healthy, dear.

Let it come true in life
The meaning of your dreams and you
You won't lack a sense of humor
And generous kindness.

And I also wish you
Just so you know for sure
Unlearn in moderation, I understand,
Play computer games, bye!

I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart
Happy Birthday!
I sincerely wish
May you be loved by everyone.

So that you always wear fashionable clothes,
And he didn’t have affairs with other women.
I lived so that you would not show off,
And I loved it like the first time.

I also wish you courage when choosing your fate,
So that together you and I can do a lot more.
Let your friends and enemies envy you.
Please call me more often.

You are a man anywhere,
You are never sad!
All the girls are screaming
And their knees are shaking,
If you're walking next to me,
You are so good brother!
Happy Birthday, brother!
Wait a little longer
Now the girls are coming
And you will be congratulated here! Always in your pocket so that it rings,
So that he can skillfully seduce girls,
So that the car does not break down,
The wife smiled more often,
So that the mother-in-law does not come to visit,
But she still gave money -
We wish you from the bottom of our hearts!
It's your birthday, dance! What we wish for you
It will come true, we know it!
To wake up early in the morning
Not on an old sofa,
And in luxurious rooms,
On Caribbean Islands,
There is wine on the table
Plastic cards full,
And on each - a million!
And so that this is not a dream. Happy birthday!
Congratulations!
We wish that you
All dreams come true:
To live in a big apartment,
So that the telly is in the toilet,
And went through all channels
Exclusively football!
Well, hockey so sometimes
The rest is nonsense!

Cool poems for a man's birthday

On a man's birthday
What can you wish for?
First things first, of course
Be healthy, prosper.
Secondly, I think it is necessary
wish long love.
Thirdly, so as not to become impoverished
The spirit and strength would be yours.
Well, to complement everyone
This little poem
I wish you wealth
There is a big influx of money into the house!

Happy birthday
And with all my heart I wish
A pack of greens in your pocket
And a dolphin in her bath.
A girl... But so that she loves
And she hit me in the face less often.
To be as healthy as a bull
And he loved his friends.
Happiness, joy, good luck
And luck to boot.
I wish you a lot more...
Let me just say: “Congratulations!”

Let happiness stick to you,
Well, let the fart hug you tighter,
And so that all changes in fate
Made your days brighter, easier.
So that you can shoe a flea
And keep in check so that luck.
Happy Birthday! Love, beauty
And health, it means a lot.

I wish you a lot of money
Good luck without fail,
Be smart like a genius
Health, wonderful days!
Cloudless sky
Smiles and fun,
Be rich and generous.
And royal luck!
Let your dreams come true
Life will be lived for future use.
And it will be under your feet
Only golden sand!

Why does a man need a birthday?
I posed the question like this.
After all, women do get old...
What is the demand from us over the years?
And we are like expensive wines,
It gets stronger and tastier over the years.
So rejoice now, man,
You have become more valuable for another year.

This is not the time to think about wrinkles
On the day of birth
A magnificent man
There are none like them in the world today.
Less disappointments
Always be young at heart
And so that the trees of wishes
They bore real fruit.
More reasons to laugh
No matter what insidious fate brings.
So that from you as long as possible
The sand hasn't fallen yet.

A man doesn’t need much to be happy:
So that the wife is happy with the dress and lipstick,
So that children can run around in a spacious house,
A couple of million dollars to be on the book.
So as not to know how to ride a bus,
And when visiting, show off your vacation on the globe.
So that the inner voice is always calm,
Not a single hair fell off his head.
And let everything that is listed above
He will always be nearby, and not just mentally.
Always know the answer by heart:
I have order! I'm ok"!

Let's imagine that mother nature
I decided to congratulate you.
We wish you to be an eagle,
So that under your big wing
Your family lived in love,
And friends came to your house.
We also want to become an elephant,
And never know your enemies.
After all, the elephant is the strongest in the world,
Even children know about this.
Being a turtle is also a blessing
After all, courage is not always needed,
We still need some measure,
The turtle has it.
Be a brave tiger, a strong bison,
Like an old owl very wise
And as homely as a woodchuck.
We'll end our congratulations here.

We congratulate you personally,
Let everything be fine:
Home is a cozy corner,
The dacha is a complete mess,
The car is a black Mercedes,
Brighter sex, less stress.
So that friends don't forget,
Visited more often with beer,
And the wife wouldn't grumble,
She greeted them with a smile.
Live many great years,
Don't get bored and don't bother.
Be healthy, little man,
Have a strong spine!

You're like a bunny from a magazine
“Playboy” is what people call him.
I wish the carrots don’t wilt,
To have a cabbage garden.
So that the female sex circles nearby,
Bees flocking to the flowers.
So that passions burn brightly
The burns left a trail.
May your little hare appreciate
That happiness that is given by fate.
Lest I inadvertently forget:
Her man is a playboy.
Live and enjoy nature
Letting happiness come to the door.
Be resilient in any weather,
Then everything in life will be “OK”!

Happy birthday to the man, funny and vulgar

Birthday boy, happy birthday!
Smile from ear to ear
After all, there is laughter and fun all around,
The room is full of guests.
Everyone around you wishes
Dreams come true.
Let reality coincide
With what you want.
Well, the main thing is health
An endless resource
So that you don't remember him,
Choosing a life course.
Be happy and lucky
With a strong rear behind your back.
It is important! Very important
To those who are next to you!

What does a man need to be completely happy?
A beautiful lady by your side forever,
An expensive watch on the left wrist.
And so that there is food in the freezer.
There won't be any room in your wallet yet.
And so that the bed will shake from love.
So that his family’s house would not be crowded -
That's what I want to wish from the bottom of my heart!

Happy birthday, tough nut and flawless handsome man. Wish,
to manhood never let down that women's
society has always loved you, so that your mood is cool, so that
your muse gave you inspiration.

Today, on your birthday,
I want to sincerely wish
Love, health, respect,
Burn with fire and don't get burned!
Always strive for success in business
Be brave, resourceful and truthful.
Let you have beautiful body
The spirit will be glorious and beautiful.
So that gold fish happiness
You got hooked
So that you often hear from her:
“Come to me, my little man.”

I wish you to wake up from passionate sex,
From strong coffee and delicious cupcake!
And let there be full vigor and strength,
And may a wave of happiness cover you!
So that the wife doesn’t get angry and does everything,
I always went out for a beer with friends.
And let my beloved mother-in-law become a fairy,
Once a year, let her come!
Let your employees respect you,
Let all your affairs be decided for you.
All goals are easy to always achieve,
Your income increased every day!

I want to wish a cool man
So that the tail can always hold a pistol,
So that money can be found both night and day,
To be a king in his kingdom.
I wish you love, without it you will be lost,
You will live a hundred years with happiness to boot.
Birthday wishes flow
Catch it, don't be shy, cool guy!

A foreign currency account in a Swiss bank,
A house in the Maldives, and a cozy one.
So that everything in life is as it should be,
The sea wave washed away all the troubles.
May your health not fail you,
The years did not rush by like moments.
May all the seas be knee-deep...
And happy birthday, old man!

Happy birthday
And I wish you to be happy!
So that money flows like a river,
Covering your head.
Be like a hare, very nimble.
Like Kaa the boa constrictor, be wise.
Be strong like a bear...
Mind you, don’t cry at your loved ones!
Just always be healthy
And let it be strong every month
Salary increases
And always live richly.

On a wonderful birthday holiday
What can a man wish for?
Success, joy, luck,
A BMW X5 car.
Let the fun flow like a river,
There are so many friends, you can’t count them,
And at night to sleep with you
Model with bust “number 5”.
In the morning to leave the bungalow
To the Mediterranean coast,
And the sun said tenderly:
“Let everything in life be ok!”

You are a man at the dawn of your strength,
And there is no reason for sadness
But there is a reason
A toast to us in your honor
And wish without interruption
Money, a new car,
Respect, success,
Several cars of laughter
And another cart of happiness,
So that life is according to suit!

I wish that every day
You were as beautiful as a deer
But only without their horns.
Let the enemies have horns.
And may you have strength...
And teeth like a crocodile,
A diplomat made from a crocodile,
Where the money is in bundles.
I wish you go fishing
You only caught mermaids
So that the float floats smoothly,
And life flowed like sweet juice.

Funny birthday greetings for a man

Happy birthday,
And with all our hearts we wish,
You should drink beer and honey,
And don’t let the disease take you,
And may you be brave and cheerful,
The wallet was always tight
There was success in your deeds,
All the nuts are tough!

Successful in business, handsome, strong macho!
We wish you well, love, good luck!
And so that it rustles in your pockets without a break,
You avoided obstacles and obstacles skillfully.
And let your heart burn with a hot fire in your chest,
We wish you victory and good luck in matters of love!
And at your work, let everything be in order,
May your life in the world be sweet and sweet!

Happy Birthday, husband, -
My lover and friend,
My little lion, little penguin,
My sweet orange!
Every joke has a bit of a joke in it,
But there is a grain of truth...
Well, come to me, my dear,
I want to... eat you!

You are a real man
Not an Uzbek and not a Tajik.
Smart, strong, groovy!
It will be your birthday
We will celebrate it together!
Everything you need is on the table -
And appetizers and wine, -
That's how it is with us!
Accept congratulations,
And come on, pour it!

Like Winnie the Pooh, I will hurry with the pot,
But as an Owl, I won’t give you a tail,
I wish you a ton of money,
So that it’s enough for your whole life!
And let everything turn out smoothly, as if in a cartoon,
So that everything has a happy ending,
This is always the main thing,
In short, I congratulated him and well done!

Armfuls and bundles of money
Let your bank account grow
And in the garage there are such cars,
To make people jealous

Kind bosses
Or better yet, your own business
Perseverance and impudence
Routine, away with sadness!

Eternal holiday in bed
Well, there is peace in my soul
Be cheerful, carefree
Be happy, dear!

Birthday is the reason
To get closer to a man.
Women look gorgeous -
He leads the man!

Rely on instinct -
Cleavage like dynamite
A delicious dinner is a detonator,
God bless him, it's from the restaurant.

The best of gifts
The black man and the Chinese will say,
It's fullness in the stomach
And empty balls!

I wish you immodest profits
Huge Swiss bank account
A large dacha outside the city
Good health to boot

Big victories in love affairs
Canaries and Cote d'Azur
All kinds of success in life
And most importantly, reliable friends!

I wish you happiness and goodness,
Love, family warmth,
Lots of health, lots of laughter.
And, of course, success!

Let all adversity fly by,
Relatives appreciate and honor you.
On vacation - to warmer climes,
And next to you is your dear!

Fun, colors, sun, light,
Harmonies of soul and summer.
Let the net help you catch
A chest full of money!

I wish you happiness in a beer mug
So that laughter gurgles like a ram
Give a carat to every girlfriend
Steal it then hastily
So that the princesses in a fairy tale would be stupefied
Everyone came to you at once
What if the Russian horse, in a new guise
He rushed towards you in an open field
To give up your seat on the minibus
And the traffic police ignored you
And the fine was like a bad dream
The judge doesn't want to give you a hard time
Why take a taxi off-road?
Go to see friends in Zaporozhye
And so note with the permission of the Post
Your best birthday ever!

Be like a hare, fast and agile.
Like a bear, be soft and kind.
Be like a wolf, you are very brave,
But don't roar like a lion!
Save money like a squirrel.
Like a beaver you build your house.
Be faithful in marriage like a swan,
Be a fox at work!
Let your boss love you
And the wife idolizes him.
In general, be yourself
May fate protect you.

What we wish for you
It will come true, we know it!
To wake up early in the morning
Not on an old sofa,
And in luxurious rooms,
On the Caribbean islands,
There is wine on the table
There are plenty of plastic cards,
And on each - a million!
And let this not be a dream!

Vodka, beer and kebabs -
Dream birthday.
More women and wine
And the clouds go away.
The trees are spinning
The grass dances quietly.
Everyone is walking happily
Brothers in nature.
May you walk like this every day,
That a restaurant or tavern is shaking.
Let there be more positive things in life,
Money, wine and beautiful women.

So that you live like in a fairy tale
Shah of Persia, dear!
So that the girls give affection,
And there was peace in my heart!
So that you can meet the princess
And he lived with her for many years,
And so that you have children,
And so that you don’t know troubles!

Happy birthday!
Let's start with wishes:
May your health not fail you
Dances with longevity.

Let the male charge not melt,
It only increases over the years.
And your pockets are bottomless,
A lot of money, only green!

We want to wish masculine
Strong, earthly happiness.
Let the sky drop stars
Fulfills all wishes!

We wanted to share so much the sound of your joy,
Make your friend a little happier
And collect a whole book volume from wishes
Tell everyone about love and respect in it

This book would sell in large numbers
And all the newspapers in the world wrote about one thing:
What a miracle man lives in a distant land
You won't find anything like it, even if you search all your life.

You will become a famous star, you will be famous
Radio and television will talk about you
When all this happens, and it hits your finest hour»
We humbly ask, oh great one, don’t forget about us

Happy birthday!
We wish you personal happiness!
Live with a song, don’t lose heart,
Who should - forgive everyone!

You, neighbor, our friend and brother,
Be like an oligarch, rich,
Be healthy and very strong,
Brave, wise and beautiful!

Happy birthday strong guy,
Happy Birthday Baby,
Our king, dictator, king,
Your Majesty.
Happy birthday strongman,
Our tyrant, man, "kick",
Happy big birthday,
Our man is daring.
Happy birthday our special one,
Brother, friend and father,
For my beloved, a handsome man,
Interesting, wise flatterer.
Be healthy and interesting,
And as always cheerful,
Don't like money too much
Live one day, love.

Happy birthday to you,
I wish you happiness, joy, love.
So that there is no trouble,
So that you can be on first name terms with me.

So that friends don't get drunk -
They fell and immediately got up.
So that luck never
Didn't leave you.

May you always be beautiful.
Never again
Didn't lean on a crutch,
And he remained healthy.

I wish a man on his birthday,
Be in the center of the circle the whole next day,
I drink alcohol, chicks, fun,
I will cast a shadow on your reputation.
Let's spend money on striptease and entertainment,
Let the limousine ride us until the morning,
Cute birthday man,
It will go down in history as a passionate time.

Everything is possible on your birthday -
Without any “no” or “but”:
Crocodile on a helicopter
With a kilo of popsicle
He will fly in and congratulate you loudly
He will sing on the harmonica:
“Happy Bezday, my good one!”
And he will give you a huge cake!

I wish you vodka with sausage,
Beer with a ram to taste,
And so that life would be like in a fairy tale -
For the night, a cute girlfriend.
Awesome days, gorgeous nights,
Complete freedom in everything,
Reliable and brave friends,
What for you through fire and water!
Let greens and cabbage give birth,
And you mow it into your wallet,
To be the coolest darling of all,
Let every day bring a holiday!

Today you can get drunk
Have fun with friends.
I give permission for this -
After all, today is your birthday.

What do I wish for you?
Health and happiness to the very edge.
An apartment, a car, a mistress, a dacha.
And a suitcase full of money to boot.

I also want to wish you
So that he always looks like an A+.
So that all your dreams come true,
Let problems be easily resolved.

I'll drink a glass for you
With one wish:
Don't pass by, my love.
And in the noisy bustle of the day
Don't forget about me!
Beautiful in appearance, elegant,
Favorite of women, impressive,
Ladies lose speech and sleep,
Delon will fade next to him!

Sweet, good, cheerful, dear?
Why are you hanging your head today?
Problems with work, problems with your wife?
Oh, yesterday was your birthday!
Then congratulations, and from the bottom of my heart -
Grab a glass of brine quickly!

Congratulations, my proud lion,
Happy glorious birthday to you,
Let your step remain firm forever,
The voice is strong, gentle and dear!

Beautiful, strong in spirit,
For a man, which ones should he look for?
I wish you no peace in life,
Celebrate your birthday at “5”!

I personally wish with all my heart,
So that, like a domestic cat,
You've always had a great time
Both at work and at home!

Long years and good health,
Youth, strength, beauty!
May it always be - not only on your birthday
Cherished dreams come true.

Short birthday greetings to a man

I wish you a sea of ​​happiness and an ocean of love,
But in this ocean
Be careful not to drown!

Good luck to you all the years,
Always good health,
Have a happy life, and then -
Everything else is nonsense!

Unforgiving years
It is not in our power to stop.
So let it be forever -
The more years, the more happiness.

Be who you are:
For friends - a good friend,
At home - a loving spouse
And a caring father,
Well done at work!

Today is a wonderful day
The sound of the waves and the singing of birds...
What am I getting at, my friend?
Simply - Happy Birthday!

If you were born on this day,
Today you need to drink.
You're not an old stump yet,
The liver doesn't care to whine.

Try on your talents!
Make your dreams come true!
It is clear to everyone without options:
The best is You!

May good luck chariot
It rushes you forward quickly.
What I have in mind will come true,
What is in dreams will happen.

You can go to work today
Oversleep and not go at all,
Changed Wednesday to Saturday
And we are with you on the weekend!

May your life be bright
Problems are easily solved
May things go well
Health, joy, good luck.

Happy birthday to a man with humor

Never give up
Don't be sad, don't bend,
Be good and be faithful.
Let the path be easy.
I sincerely wish you happiness,
Happy birthday!

I wish to be needed and necessary.
I wish you to love and always be loved,
Capable of feat, able to surprise
And don’t lose important qualities!

Be smarter every year
Forget about sorrows
Let life bring joy
And only the path will be smooth.

From the bottom of my heart with bow and love
We wish you many, many years to come.
Great happiness, good health,
Good deeds and labor victories.

In my career - upswing and a sea of ​​successes,
Reliable friends and cheerful laughter.
Good luck, luck, new discoveries
And there will be more pleasant events in life.

You shine with courage and honor,
You are proud, handsome, smart, strong,
Your powerful figure does not ask for flattery,
That's how you are! The world is in love with you.
You're like an athlete, you can do it
Break any chains,
Russia is proud of you,
My own mother is proud too.
Like Apollo you are full of passion,
You are every woman's dream.
Misfortunes are not scary with you -
Beauty saves the world!

Dear, accept me on your birthday
Congratulations and congratulations.
Well-being to your family,
Always be on top of everything,
Good luck in your business, reach the top!
Be a model for all men!

Happy birthday, my dear.
Let everything work out.
Crumpled ruble or small penny
Let there always be.

Let adversity not touch you,
Sadness will bypass.
Let all talents wake up,
So that you don't get bored.

Happy Birthday sweetheart.
You have become completely dear to me.
Let's celebrate your holiday together,
After all, once a year he is like this!

I will be a reliable support
For all your achievements,
So that we live in harmony
And there was time for two.

I wish you a ton of good health,
Misfortunes are only a hundred grams.
Stay in love with life
And may you always be lucky in everything!

A man is a winner
Protector and successor of the clan,
He is a responsible parent
After all, this is his nature.
It's not dangerous to go into battle with him,
Will always help and support,
May the Lord protect him
He will give hope in life!
When the birthday comes,
And everyone who is close will gather,
Let the light illuminate your home,
Let it shine and give strength!

A man in his prime
I received a cake even though I didn't ask for it.
A man in his prime
Lovely to absolutely all women.
And all because our dear man
Got older today. A year has already flown by
Since his name day
The following were noted: dishes rattled,
The happy people were making noise and having fun.
And now that time is coming again,
When rivers of wine and jam flow,
And the name of this day is birthday!

It's your birthday again
Accept congratulations
Got another year older
Life keeps a strict account here.

We wish from the bottom of our hearts -
Keep yourself in shape:
Make sure your hair doesn't thin out
And my tummy didn’t get fat!

We also wish you to hurry
Get some important things done:
Conquer the heart of a beauty
And drink vodka with friends,

Don't waste words,
Make a lot of money!
In general, to always be in everything
A real man!

Well, man, today is your birthday,
I have prepared a speech for you, brother!
I hope you hear my words?
After all, after our “libations,” do you breathe strangely?
Accept congratulations from your best friend,
I wish you a lot of money for entertainment,
I wish you chicks, as for a gourmet - different:
Cute, gentle, well, cheeky heels!
Health, so that there is enough for the cute and gentle,
And after a smoke break - on the cheeky and the sinful!
Health is the most important thing for a man,
So let's complement it with a glass of cognac!

You are a man, as it should be -
Far-sighted and powerful.
And you can kill with your gaze,
And in life you are lucky.

There is no question of money,
The choice is difficult - it’s not worth it.
Well, if someone undresses,
Everything is there as it should be.

I want to drink without getting drunk,
To keep control over everything.
Sleep with your wife without sweating,
Be ready to continue.

So that life would be cool,
Fishing and everywhere else.
And in love, even if especially
You'll be doubly lucky!

Birthday boy, where have you been?
You forgot to register!
As much as possible, motherfucker,
Wait in vain?!

Where's the liver? Where is the balyk?
Where's the herring? Where is the tongue?
Where is the vodka, cognac, wine?
We've been waiting a long time!

Congratulations excite
Alcohol and food...
Now there's a different situation!
Be happy and be rich!

If you have it in your pocket
Brand new tablet
So everything's alright
There will be internet.

If there is according to plan
Birthday,
We will celebrate
With gusto, of course.

In clear wishes
Everything will be for you:
Beer and girls
Euro in a wallet.

Well, come on, boy,
Light it up quickly!
Always be on top
Drain the negativity.

Always and everywhere remain a man:
When driving - and without a car at all;
With a large wallet - and when without a penny,
In a suit from the Boss - and in a padded jacket;
In a sports club, on the street and in a restaurant,
In the arms of a woman - and when you are without a lady;
Both on weekdays and on noisy holidays -
Be ironic, brave and smart!
And all the women, from Tatiana to Lina
They will say dreamily: This is a man!

Happy Birthday man!
You are smart and so great!
You have hands of steel
Your mind is drawn to science!

The look flashes like lightning,
Everything underneath is on fire!
Continue to be cool
Such a big man!

May luck always follow you,
In an apartment, in a car, at work, at the dacha.
Good luck with your shopping, good luck with your sales,
In suits at a meeting and in swimming trunks on the beach.
And also to everyone we root for,
Let luck come soon!

It's not easy to be a hero
Well, please tell me,
Like character, intelligence and courage
Has everything come together in you?
I don’t know what to wish for you,
Looks like it's a birthday...
Well, I wish you good health,
Just for the sake of order.
Here's something else I wish:
To be happy in life,
Meet an angel from Paradise,
In the form of a beautiful diva,
Let the love of two spin
And under the white and blue sky,
Your house will be noisy
From talkative kids.