Comic medical examination of men on February 23. Costume comic greeting. From them beauty and secularity

Scenario February 23 at work

(The program involves sexy nurses who conduct a medical and technical examination of the male team)

The event takes place in the form of a solemn meeting, which is conducted by women, while maintaining a very serious appearance. An invitation notice warns about the meeting:

“Our dear, beloved Men! February 23 at 12.00 p.m. in... a solemn meeting dedicated to Defender of the Fatherland Day will take place. All men of our...appearance is strictly required!”

There is music in the hall. Men take their seats, women sit at a table covered with a tablecloth. There is a carafe of water on it and a sign with the inscription “Festive Presidium”.

Presenter(preferably a woman from the team): On the agenda:
Report
Debate on the report
Awards
Banquet

Good afternoon, dear ladies and gentlemen! At the very beginning of the report, I would like to remind everyone present that today we have gathered for a reason, but on the occasion of a national holiday - Defender of the Fatherland Day! And therefore, allow me to congratulate everyone on this wonderful event. Hurray, comrades!

Over the past period, a lot of fruitful work has been done to strengthen the defense capabilities of our collective and prevent peace throughout the world. I would like to note with joy that during the entire year not a single armed conflict occurred in the team. Small separatist attacks by individual elements were immediately stopped with a kind word, a friendly facial expression and an expressive configuration of the fingers.

The moral and political level of the team was also not ignored. The situation outside the team is gradually normalizing and no longer provides food for the development of terrorist threats and attacks from superior neighbors and competitors.

Against the backdrop of all the achievements and victories, we should not forget that technological progress does not stand still. Therefore, it is time to seriously think about re-equipping our armed forces. We need new simulators, new software that will allow our defenders to continue to improve.

In conclusion, I would like to wish all members of our team to continue to make every effort to strengthen the defense, and then VICTORY WILL BE OURS!!!

(stormy, prolonged applause, turning into standing ovation)

HOST: I propose not to enter into the debate and move on to the third question.

(comic medals have been prepared for awarding)

1. For the affirmation of the life principle “The slower you go, the further you will go!” The “modest guy” medal is awarded...

2. For courage in combining business with pleasure and confirming the saying “Our shooter has ripened everywhere” with a medal of the first degree “time for business, two for fun!” awarded...

3. For courage in the struggle for a bachelor lifestyle, the Order of the “Heartbreaker” of the first degree is awarded...

4. The first green medal is awarded to the youngest member of our team...
5. For courage in maintaining mystery, the “Mr. X” medal is awarded...
6. For courage in the struggle to uphold the principle “There are no ugly women,” the Order of “Ladies’ Man” is awarded...

7. And other nominations, for example: (rich Pinocchio, walking joke, Mr. reckless driver, cool driver)

"MEDICAL COMMISSION" or sexy nurses

(comic congratulations to the men in the team)

Nurses act as doctors (1. “Chief physician”, 2. “Speech therapist”, 3. “Therapist”, 4. “Psychiatrist”, “Ophthalmologist”) and men as patients.

Chief physician: Today is a holiday - the Day of Defenders of the Country……………..
Speech therapist: Quickly, clearly, without hesitation, repeat to me three times:
“There is no cooler person in the world than me, because I’m always on horseback!”
(men repeat the phrase three times)…………………………………………..

Chief physician: Go see a therapist!
Therapist: Clench your hands into fists, raise them, lower them……………………………..
Psychiatrist: In the age of progress and technology, depression will destroy many………………..
Oculist: Clear gaze and sharp eye, this is said about you…………………………….

Chief physician: In life, I’ll tell you honestly, there should be no place for laziness!
If laziness has overcome you, then fight it boldly.
Take coffee and tea into special containers and pour it!

(women from the team give mugs to men)

Musical pause.
Conducting blitz competitions.

congratulate colleagues on February 23, a scene for a corporate party on February 23

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Congratulating your loved ones on their main holiday in an original and fun way is not such an easy task. And if it’s a corporate event for men on February 23, female colleagues have to take into account dozens of nuances, from the nature of the company to the tastes of each person invited to the holiday.

Place, time

Start by choosing a room - this will help you decide on all further questions. Of course, it is ideal to book a cafe/restaurant with enough space for a stage, dancing, and banquet tables. Sufficient space will allow you to implement all the ideas for decorating the hall and any theme of the corporate party for February 23: military registration and enlistment office, barracks, exercises, military operation to combat despondency.

It is not always possible to move furniture in the office; office equipment gets in the way; there is not enough space for active competitions. And in general, a corporate party at work is not a very good idea if there is no separate room for such events. But decorating the hall in a military style will create a festive atmosphere, even if there is not enough space for wild fun with dancing and funny scenes.

Decor

• Hang a congratulatory banner above the entrance or stage. Print themed posters, cartoons, funny pictures in army style. They can be easily supplemented with short anecdotes, jokes, chants for February 23 - interactive decor attracts attention and remains in the memory of guests;

• make a “cool” stand for men with congratulations on February 23 in verse(short quatrains with humor). You can print a large thematic poster, where instead of the faces of the characters there are photos of colleagues. It is not necessary to be a master of FS, the main message is.

A joke on competitors - a poster where one army is chasing another. The winners have your company logo on their helmets/caps, while the losers have their competitor’s logo on them. But it is better to discuss this point with management.

• borrow a camouflage net for the duration of the corporate event(summer residents, hunters, fishermen). It can be thrown over furniture or hung on the wall in a photo zone. Folding chairs, backpacks, accessories and khaki-colored clothes will come in handy - to decorate the hall on February 23, these are the most atmospheric decorations;

• Cut triangles from khaki paper and assemble into garlands. Inside some of them paste your logo, a photo of the heroes of the occasion in helmets and caps (Photoshop). Hang balloons in themed colors in the shape of military equipment. Use toys to decorate the hall - soldiers, weapons, binoculars and compasses, tank cars.

Inside every man, even the most serious one, there lives a boy who has not played enough. If the room allows, organize a radio-controlled jeep race at your corporate event - the stronger sex will be delighted!

• buy napkins, tablecloths, disposable tableware, khaki cocktail straws. You can make toppers from pictures on toothpicks (the company logo against the background of the country’s flag, a helmet, a red star), and replace the labels on bottles with themed pictures.

Invite all your colleagues to the corporate event, not just men. Ideas for an original invitation for February 23: a postcard in a military style (tank, grenade, brave soldier), a comic summons to the military registration and enlistment office, a dispatch from a general with an order to appear at the gathering place;

In addition to funny skits and congratulatory songs, prepare thematic anecdotes, toasts, and jokes. They will not let guests get bored during breaks between performances and competitions. Distribute short texts in advance to ladies who are not embarrassed by crowds.

There is no need to include ditties, chants, etc. in the corporate event script - these are rather arbitrary preparations that “pop up” during the course of the event. This will make the atmosphere at the party more relaxed.

Script, entertainment

We offer a universal corporate party scenario for February 23rd in army style. Suitable for a relaxed company gathered in an informal setting. It is advisable to set up a military registration and enlistment office or barracks in the office - hang up instructions, posters, stands.

If the corporate party on February 23 is not held at work, you need to agree in advance with the cafe/restaurant staff about the decoration of the hall (not everyone allows you to create your own decor, keep this in mind when choosing an establishment).

The main presenter appears in the image of a sexy commander/military commissar with a folder and/or even a whip, dressed in military style, speaking in a commanding voice. She greets the guests and invites them to sit at the tables.

Introductory part

Two “brand new” FIFA girls appear on the stage, very slender, typical “blondes”. The guests watch a funny scene as if from the middle of a conversation:

First girl(P): ...and also womanism flourishes there and for some reason it needs to be on the nightstand.

Second girl(B): Some nonsense. I do not believe!

P: true true! And just imagine - no cosmetics. You'll have to go AWOL for lipstick. You can also wash foot wraps by hand and even clean your boots yourself!

IN(horrified): And all by hand? What about manicure?!

P: Honey, what a manicure! All day long, either a machine gun or a shovel is in my hands - a manicurist. And makeup, by the way. Just imagine, you spend the whole morning making things look beautiful, and then bam the commander says: “Well, everyone put on gas masks!”

IN: No, I won’t join the army, a gas mask doesn’t suit me at all. Although there are so many beautiful men there... But I’m wearing a gas mask... Eh!

P: Men? It's true! This, by the way, is the worst thing (in a creepy whisper) - after all, everyone you meet will have to salute!

The second girl makes big eyes, covers her most precious possessions with her hands, then grabs her head: And then who will need me so dishonest? He begins to howl loudly: How can I slope down? I won't go!

Two new people appear on the stage and approach the FIFA. Portly, with curves. One is dressed as a nurse, the second is a cook, with a large ladle:

Honey: Why did you burst into tears, you sick people? Who did you give in to? You'll only scare away all the men!

POV: They don’t want to give honor! Yes, there would be something to give away (twists two figs and shows the modest size of the “honor” of skinny fashionistas). Well, Shast Otsedova (he swings a ladle at the fifa, they run away from the stage).

Momma's children, no way in the world
Don't go to the army to serve
In the army there are shovels, a parade ground and machine guns
In the army for two years without pay.
We will bite, offend and beat you
Don't join the army, you whiners.
In the army there is a robber, in the army there is a vampire
The army has a terrible co-manager!

They continue, making cute faces, dancing seductively during the loss:

But if you're a man, there's no reason to be afraid
We will live with you until
Yes, the army has shovels, parade ground and machine guns
The commander with a hangover is terrible
But we will feed you, care for you and love you
Come to the army to serve!
In the army they will show you and teach you everything,
They will teach you to defend your honor and your homeland!
We will feed you, care for you and love you
Come, guys, to serve in the army!

When choosing funny musical scenes, ditties, and remade songs for February 23, use the x-minus.me program or its equivalent. The service allows you to process a minus in two clicks, changing the key and tempo so that your words fit perfectly with the music everyone is familiar with.

Body check

Presenter (hereinafter B): And after such a speech, how can you not run to the military registration and enlistment office? However, you have no choice! Listen to my command - the whole squad should line up for the medical examination and roll call. Stand up in alphabetical order so that my eyes don’t run over the list of surnames. Why are we sitting?! There will be no deferments from the army for anyone today!

All men invited to the corporate event are lined up according to the first letter of their last name. The medical examination on February 23, of course, will be humorous - there is no need to undress or touch anyone. V. moves from the first to the last in the ranks and comments.

A person who knows everyone well should come up with “cool” characteristics for colleagues for February 23rd. Phrases should be funny, but not offensive.

• so, private Antonov... Wow, what hands! With such people you don’t even need a shovel - valuable personnel;

• Dubov, why have you grown hair like a mammoth’s armpit?? Look at Ivanov - his skull is already shining, and your head will be sweating under your helmet. Should I shave? Okay, we'll figure it out later.

IN: ok, the medical examination is over. Now we line up according to height (men rearrange). You are so slow, like pregnant turtles! We need to hurry you up... Well, quickly line up according to the size of your manhood. Stop laughing! Now they will give out the form - compare bellies, and not what you thought. Vulgar people!

For our corporate party scenario for February 23rd, prepare military-style caps, caps, tunics, badges or other accessories for men. V. distributes them after the “platoon” has adjusted to the size of the belly.

IN., looking around the “soldiers”: But nothing happened, quite a decent platoon. But the appearance is great, the main thing is physical preparation! Defending your homeland doesn’t mean shaving off your beard with a jillette—risk is always present.

Active competitions

Next in the scenario are army-style competitions. How many of them there will be and which ones to choose depends on many factors - physical fitness and the average age of colleagues, the time allotted for the entertainment part, the location of the corporate event.

On February 23, darts or throwing balls of paper into a basket, arm wrestling, competitions for reaction speed, and endurance are suitable for the office. For young people, you can organize sports games ("exercises") in nature. Examples of active competitions for a corporate party on February 23 at work, in a restaurant (in limited space):

• who will hold the young lady in his arms longer, following the commands of the presenter(jump, squat, spin around, stand on one leg);

• who will inflate a balloon faster, jumping butt on a foot-drop to the song “Esaul, why did you abandon your horse?”. The ball needs to be put on the hose, borrow pumps from friends (they come with air mattresses, gymnastic balls, etc.);

• two participants have dangling bags with two raw eggs inside hung from their fronts. By swinging the bag, you need to break your opponent's eggs. Conclusion to the competition: “Now let’s see which of you has the strongest eggs!” Of course, if the morals of the company allow such jokes;

• use a soft ball to knock down tin cans standing one on top of the other. The difficulty is that the cans need to be knocked down one at a time, starting from the top. If the whole tower falls, drink the penalty and try again or pass the ball to the next one;

• wrap footcloths(tear strips of cheap fabric) for a certain time. There are two winners - the fastest and the one who completes the task as correctly as possible.

Table break

IN: “Service is service, and lunch is on schedule. I invite everyone to the table!” To prevent a corporate party from turning into a banal drinking party, prepare short funny skits, congratulations on February 23 in verse, remake songs, etc. Military-style table games and competitions will fit perfectly:

• exam for men on knowledge of slang, abbreviations;

• take turns telling thematic jokes or making toasts. Anyone who can’t remember/come up with a penalty drink or forfeits;

• guess theme songs based on the first line/musical fragment;

• if a corporate party on February 23 is held in the company of a large number of women, let the “soldiers” guess by body part which of the fair half of the team is shown in the photo. It will be cool if the series of eyes, hands and the back of heads is diluted with a couple of pictures of appetizing cleavage and women’s butts(or even men’s ones - let them rack their brains, listing all the young ladies).

• guess how much the backpack/duffel bag shown by the presenter weighs (name the weight closest to the actual one).

Oath, collective congratulations

IN: So, stop relaxing! Platoon, line up to take the oath! In order to avoid the burden, so be it, I read it, and you bawle in a friendly chorus, “I swear!” after each point of the oath.

• sacredly observe the company's charter, provide all possible assistance to colleagues and work for the idea, even if they are not given a salary (in unison - I swear!)

• diligently pretend that I strictly follow all the orders of my superiors

• come up with masterly excuses for absenteeism and tardiness

• to the machinations of the enemy element - a vigilant competitor - to respond with shock labor

• always protect the honor and dignity of the fair half of the team, beloved women and the Motherland.

Today we are not just relaxing -
Congratulations to the defenders of the reliable
Happy holiday - hurray! (all women in chorus - from February 23!)
Let everything in life be beautiful,
Enough money for the south and beer
Heroic health and women's health (in unison: from February 23!)
So that your wives appreciate you - give you affection and warmth,
So that the fish always bite, so that every choice is easy
I was on my life's journey. Well, for the sake of rhyming “for” - from February 23!

The final part of the scenario is the presentation of gifts in military style. You can order souvenirs with template or your own inscriptions through the network - keychains, medals, fake military ID cards, mugs, T-shirts, etc. Awards with humor - “cool” nominations:

• Mr. Savior, smile, homebody, hard worker, charm, punctuality;

• "real colonel" to the most senior or superior

• “a fighter of the invisible front” to someone who does unnoticed but important work

• “peacemaker” for the ability to resolve conflict situations

• "think tank" for idea generator

• “operative staff” to someone who always turns out to be in the right place at the right time, does not refuse to replace a colleague, and helps out when necessary;

• Field Marshal Nalivaiko, General Ulybaiko, Colonel Trudolyubov, Major KreatIvin, etc.

Give the winner a personalized medal, cup or certificate. If there will be a lot of people at the corporate party, include anonymous voting in the script. If the company is close, come up with and distribute nominations for February 23 in advance, according to the individual qualities of your colleagues.

Other thematic ideas for decorating the hall, scenarios and competitions are collected and.

(The program involves sexy nurses who conduct a medical and technical examination of the male team)

The event takes place in the form of a solemn meeting, which is conducted by women, while maintaining a very serious appearance. An invitation notice warns about the meeting:

“Our dear, beloved Men! February 23 at 12.00 p.m. in... a solemn meeting dedicated to Defender of the Fatherland Day will take place. All men of our...appearance is strictly required!”

There is music in the hall. Men take their seats, women sit at a table covered with a tablecloth. There is a carafe of water on it and a sign with the inscription “Festive Presidium”.

Presenter (preferably a woman from the team): On the agenda:
Report
Debate on the report
Awards
Banquet

Good afternoon, dear ladies and gentlemen! At the very beginning of the report, I would like to remind everyone present that today we have gathered for a reason, but on the occasion of the national holiday - Defender of the Fatherland Day! And therefore, allow me to congratulate everyone on this wonderful event. Hurray, comrades!

Over the past period, a lot of fruitful work has been done to strengthen the defense capabilities of our collective and prevent peace throughout the world. I would like to note with joy that during the entire year not a single armed conflict occurred in the team. Small separatist attacks by individual elements were immediately stopped with a kind word, a friendly facial expression and an expressive configuration of the fingers.

The moral and political level of the team was also not ignored. The situation outside the team is gradually normalizing and no longer provides food for the development of terrorist threats and attacks from superior neighbors and competitors.

Against the backdrop of all the achievements and victories, we should not forget that technological progress does not stand still. Therefore, it is time to seriously think about re-equipping our armed forces. We need new simulators, new software that will allow our defenders to continue to improve.

In conclusion, I would like to wish all members of our team to continue to make every effort to strengthen the defense, and then VICTORY WILL BE OURS!!!

(stormy, prolonged applause, turning into standing ovation)

HOST: I propose not to enter into the debate and move on to the third question.

(comic medals have been prepared for awarding)

1. For the affirmation of the life principle “The slower you go, the further you will go!” The “modest guy” medal is awarded...

2. For courage in combining business with pleasure and confirming the saying “Our shooter has ripened everywhere” with a medal of the first degree “time for business, two for fun!” awarded...

3. For courage in the struggle for a bachelor lifestyle, the Order of the “Heartbreaker” of the first degree is awarded...

4. The first green medal is awarded to the youngest member of our team...
5. For courage in maintaining mystery, the “Mr. X” medal is awarded...
6. For courage in the struggle to uphold the principle “There are no ugly women,” the Order of “Ladies’ Man” is awarded...

7. And other nominations, for example: (rich Pinocchio, walking joke, Mr. reckless driver, cool driver)

"MEDICAL COMMISSION" or sexy nurses

(comic congratulations to the men in the team)

Nurses act as doctors (1. “Chief physician”, 2. “Speech therapist”, 3. “Therapist”, 4. “Psychiatrist”, “Ophthalmologist”) and men as patients.

Chief physician: Today is a holiday - the Day of Defenders of the Country……………..
Speech therapist: Quickly, clearly, without hesitation, repeat to me three times:
“There is no cooler person in the world than me, because I’m always on horseback!”
(men repeat the phrase three times)…………………………………………..

Head doctor: Go to the therapist!
Therapist: Clench your hands into fists, raise them, lower them……………………………..
Psychiatrist: In the age of progress and technology, depression will destroy many………………..
Ophthalmologist: Clear gaze and sharp eye, this is said about you…………………………….

Head physician: In life, I’ll tell you honestly, there should be no place for laziness!
If laziness has overcome you, then fight it boldly.
Take coffee and tea into special containers and pour it!

(women from the team give mugs to men)

Musical pause.
Conducting blitz competitions.

in general, the script. Immediately reservations to the campaign, I have a building. will be purely masculine, so your own nuances, whoever has women, also focus on women

Good evening, dear friends! We are pleased to welcome your wonderful friendly company in our cozy hall. Today you will find a great mood and tra-ta-ta...

I invite you to fill your glasses for you, our dear men, and on behalf of everyone I will congratulate you on such a wonderful Day:

We do not curse our wicked fate
And raise a fiery glass
For those who now rule the military service
And who once “plowed” it!
So let it gurgle and splash in the glass,
When the rear is securely secured!
Good luck to you, defenders of the Fatherland,
On this glorious Armed Forces Day!

Snack=1 song

As they say, between the first and second the bullet should not fly, so we fill our glasses again

Strong men - poetry among prose

Plunging us into amazement, they also give us roses

Without knowing self-interest, and not in the name of a gesture

Sensitive men give way to us.

And not with a table toast, but simply for no reason

Dear men warm us with kind words.

To take off his hat to us and give way

There are real men in the world, thank God!

Snack=1 song

As usual, we raise the third toast to love. Well, today it will be a toast to the love of women for men

And on behalf of all women, men, accept these words of recognition

You are our defenders, our tormentors,

You are our sponsors and guarantors.

You ruin us with bad habits,

You are poisoning us with short connections.

They are ready to express their love tirelessly,

Squeeze in an embrace until the bones crunch!

In the kitchen you get in the way with lots of advice,

And you delight us with the songs you sing.

We are waiting for you at the window until late in the evening,

We just remain silent, because there is nothing more to say.

We jump on your neck, melting with joy!

And we slam the door, throwing nasty things at you!

We admire and admire you,

Then we stick like flies,

Then we say goodbye to death.

We play with our hearts, getting the reputation of being swindlers.

We are going to hard labor for the Decembrists...

We know everything and are still looking for spouses,

After all, damn it, we can’t live without each other!

We all know that in our country there are two holidays that differ by gender. This is International Women's Day on March 8 and February 23, Defenders of the Fatherland Day. It is in these two holidays that we put the whole essence of the concepts “Man” and “Woman” And if March 8 is a truly international holiday, then the Day of Defenders of the Fatherland is our purely Russian celebration. Let's remember what names the day of February 23 used to have? The only clue is that this day received its first official name in 1922.

-Red Army Day

-Day of the Soviet Army and Navy

- Defenders of the Fatherland Day

This year we celebrate? years of this holiday!

Do our men remember some army terms?

1. Soldier's socks (foot wraps)

2. Every soldier dreams of becoming one (General)

3. Soldiers' house (barracks)

4. A fool in war (Bullet)

5. Queen of the Fields (infantry)

6. Operates on a key (radio operator)

Furious, swift, gas... (Attack.)

Training, air, fire... (Alarm.)

Blank, incendiary, armor-piercing... (Projectile.)

Red, combat, regimental... (Banner.)

Honored, memorable, anniversary... (Medal, award.)

Air, sea, tank... (Landing)

Exhausting, long, broken... (Blockade.)

Eternal, bloody, last... (Fight.)

Light and sound, manual, fragmentation... (Grenade.)

Through, combat, light... (Wound.)

Protective, new, military... (Form.)

Proven, white, young... (Guard.)

Parcels from home.

Who is waiting for a parcel from home? We have five parcels. (call five participants)

The first parcel is received by a private... What is your name?.. (Answer.) Private... (name) receives a letter from his mother. I am reporting the letter out loud!.. (Looks at the paper.) So... Your mother did not write a single title in the letter. Only blanks instead of ranks... Dear soldiers, name your military ranks, and I will write them in the letter.

When the blanks are filled, the letter is read out.

Hello, dear son! You write that you have already become... Serve well. Listen to the company commander... If he gives you orders..., take them! Ah... don't be afraid. You sent him to... or... scare him. ... there are many, but I have only you. Better yet, become yourself... and command them. When you become... come on vacation. ... and ... do not offend, otherwise with whom will you serve? Say hello... Goodbye. Mother.

Soldier... (name) receives a letter and a parcel from his mother. This is a bag so that you have somewhere to put emergency outfits. And condensed milk. To have something to enjoy.

The second fighter... (name), receives a package from his brother - a face mask (preferably a riot police one) - to go AWOL. No commander will know. So in a mask he will be sent to the guardhouse.

(To the third soldier.) And for you, soldier... (name), there is a parcel from the general - tea bags. He says: “I’m drinking tea - you sit down with me, drink tea. I drink cognac - you... drink tea!

The fourth soldier, private... (name), received a gift from the sergeant - toothpicks! The sergeant says: “Brush your teeth yourself, otherwise I’ll clean it for you myself!”

(To the fifth fighter.) And for you, fighter... (name), a package from dad - a box of beer! But the sergeant decided to replace the beer with toothpicks! Get it.

Thanks everyone!

A toast to army parcels

Let the crows proclaim doom

And the rule is a feast of crows,

Things were considered masculine

Chain mail, saddle and spear.

During the military crisis

In the fields, in the feather grass, in the snow

Men, you, our men

The paths were blocked by the enemy.

And the blood shed cannot be counted,

Were men's property

Men's courage and honor.

And if the star didn't shine

And fate lay tails,

It was a man's property

The short word is struggle.

I don't believe ridiculous rumors.

Men now say

In the presence of the strong, they become numb?!

In the presence of women - SIT?!

And my heart aches for no reason,

And the strength left the shoulder.

Men, you are our men

Do you remember the weight of the sword?

An enemy who showed his back?

Arrows and spears point?

Men, you are our men

Do you remember your title?

And a woman will be a woman,

And mother, and sister, and wife,

She will put you to bed and wake you up,

And he will give you wine for the road.

Sees off both husband and son,

Hugs you at the very edge.

Men, you are our men

Let's raise our glass to you!

The scene is small. I put on a robe, a head physician badge, and cards with the names of the rooms

(I am for all doctors)

head physician …. today is the holiday day of defenders of the country

we wanted to check how we are all protected

It was not by chance that we gathered for a consultation of doctors

We will conduct a medical examination so that you are healthier

Our speech therapist is very strict and asks you to repeat it once

a phrase to check your bite and whether your tongue is lazy

speech therapist…… quickly, clearly, without hesitation, repeat to me three times

There is no cooler person in the world because I am always on horseback.

coped with the task nicely and to enrich the speech

I give you a gift to train your tongue. gives a chupik

therapist ….approach the therapist and clench your hands into fists

lift them up, lower them and extend your fingers towards me to train the joints and strengthen the muscles

you need to lift dumbbells 200 times every day (gives 2 chupa sticks glued together with tape)

ophthalmologist... and in my office you close your right eye with this

read what is underlined loudly and clearly announce( I’m thinking of writing the rank the higher the smaller it is written) ... gives chupiki

(take turns reading)

clear gaze and sharp eye this is said about you

so that your passion does not fade, train your eyes more often

head physician.. in the age of technological progress, depression will destroy many

don't mope, so as not to be sad, you need to get doping (tea bag for each)

in life I will tell you honestly there should be no place for laziness

if laziness has overcome you, fight it bravely

take the coffee and tea into a special container and pour it

And so that your ardor does not fade away, we will drink with you now

Block of competitions

Of course, on such a holiday we would like to make sure that our men bear the title of the best, but for us we need to test them. (three people will be enough) Divide into two teams, stand in a column one at a time

Where is my socks

scatter pairs of 5 new socks the task is to collect a pair...

(this is something, be sure to do it, just choose dark colors and let them figure it out)

fishing

name as many drinks as possible that you can take with you on a fishing trip... at the end say... oh, what are you doing there...

Soldier strength

Team members do push-ups one at a time. The results are summarized. The team that does the most push-ups wins.

Lazy dancers

Ved.: Your task is not easy. Now, without getting up from your chair, you have to start dancing. This will be my order.

1.Our hands are not for boredom! Let only your hands dance! (sounds like “Lezginka” cutting)

2. The guests are waiting for more passion - now the shoulders are dancing! (cut of “Gypsy girl”)

3. Let’s go lower, and behold, the hips and belly are dancing (Oriental cut)

4. You’ve rested a little, let’s let your legs dance! (cancan cut)

6. At this moment and at this hour, the whole body begins to dance! (any funny one.).

(Which team dances more artistically, receives more applause, wins.)

Jolly Riders competition

Ride a horse, each in its own image. (music: country, saber dance, chase)

(horse on a stick, oriental hat, cowboy hat, budenovka)

Who can tell me what is more important for wives?

who will answer the question directly:

what we need more in life -

husband or Japanese vacuum cleaner?

A vacuum cleaner, of course, is a thing - what you need,

It’s really a disaster in the economy without him.

I just touch the button, and he’s already happy,

purring, fulfill the status quo.

He won’t ask for a beer with a drink,

won’t go to the sofa with the newspaper,

won’t spend a “ten” on a spree

and he won’t come crawling drunk in the morning.

The ashes will not fall off the cigarette

onto the palace, drowning everything in smoke.

Vacuum cleaners don't ring in the middle of the night

keep quiet when I pick up the phone...

But... nicer, of course, is the man!

Just clinging to his shoulder,

I take wings and fly into the abyss

from the crazy one: “I want you...”

I drink to true men

But I can name only a few

For those who have both “husband” and “rank” -

Not poor in mind and heart.

Who has the breadth of nature from the hussars,

From them comes beauty and secularity,

In whom the heat of love has not faded away,

Although in our time this is rare.

I drink to those who never

Doesn't trade friends for gold

In trouble and in joy always

He knows the price of love and friendship.

Who is the banner of the glorious family

Carries over the world like a shrine,

Who is generous and sincere in love,

Who sees a goddess in a woman.

I drink to you for a reason

For your tenderness and participation,

Let there be few true men

But they exist, and this is happiness!

For you, men!

In a wonderful name Man
Have the courage to become
The ability to think and dream,
Be inspired for no reason.
Know how to love, know how to give.
Then leave, then come back.
To be so fickle
Seem like such a support.
Protect his destiny
From lies, betrayal, deceit,
And always be supportive
Give life full, without blemish.
And let the words intertwine
About that one and only beloved
Whom nature named
A wonderful name - MAN.

We are all used to thinking afterward,

But so that the crisis does not confuse your cards,

Walking on the twenty-third of February...

Leave the stash for March 8th.

Let the sun shine in a peaceful sky

And the trumpet does not call for a hike.

So that only during soldiers’ exercises

He went forward to attack.

Let there be spring thunder instead of explosions

Nature awakens from sleep,

And our children sleep peacefully

Today, tomorrow and always!

Good health and happiness

To all those who defended our world.

And who is protecting him today And who has repaid his debt to the Motherland in full

and at the end of the evening cut the cards

game…who you really are…………..

a real colonel, superman, hero of our time

sexual giant, exclusive macho, intellectual

agent 007, genius, one-man band, sage, philanderer

magician and wizard

perfect lover

Carlson who lives...

caring father

Beloved husband.

Hello, dear son! You write that you have already become _________

Serve well. Listen to the company commander, ___________

If _________ gives you outfits, take them!

A___________don't be afraid.

You sent him to ______ or ___________ scare him.

___________ are many, but I have only you.

Better yet, become ____________ yourself and command them.

When you become ____________, come on vacation.____________ and __________ don’t offend, otherwise who will you serve with?

Give my regards to _____________

Goodbye. Mother.

cards

a real colonel

superman

Hero of our time

sexual giant

exclusive macho

intellectual

Agent 007

genius

one-man band

sage

Don Juan

magician and wizard

perfect lover

Carlson who lives...

caring father

Beloved husband.

Admissions committee(Polyclinic. Several conscripts in shorts and T-shirts are standing on the stage. Conscript No. 1 is frail, small, pimply. Conscript No. 2 is cute, with an athletic build. Conscript No. 3 is a bespectacled, nerd. Conscript No. 4 is a stupid jock, holding an outpatient map. Doctor No. 1 in a robe. Doctor No. 2 runs in) D2: This is not a clinic, but some kind of madhouse. What did you call? What kind of urgency is this? D1: Actually, it’s Monday, 9 am, I still have to go to work. D2: Ugh, is it because of this? D1: No, they called us from Moscow, now we will deal with the spring conscription. D2: Oh, I’ll finally renovate the kitchen(surprised, to doctor No. 1 ) What, did I say that out loud?(to conscripts) Well, are you afraid of me? Panties.(scaring like a ghost) Good, good, good... Okay, don’t worry, the healthiest ones will go into the army.(walking along the line) You see, Shoigu has entrusted with what responsibility, not today, tomorrow he will be the Minister of Health, then the Minister of Economy, then the Minister of Education. What happens, now I have to quarrel with the entire government because of you? Well, let's get started. Maybe some of you are healthy voluntarily? Conscript 1: Me! D2: No! There are no such troops. Let's go home.(pointing to conscript #2) So, you, come here!(Project No. 2 comes out) Psychological test.(doc. shows photo) What do you see in this picture? Conscript 2:(joyfully) A couple in love. D1: More precisely. Conscript 2:(guilty) Me and your daughter. D 2:(angrily) Did I warn you, did I warn you? Now don’t be offended, you will serve on a submarine. Get in line. Conscript 2: Maybe in... a submarine? D2: Everyone will be in the submarine, and you will be on the submarine.(conscript No. 2 goes to the end of the line) So, what's up with you?(addressing conscript No. 3. Takes a photo of fluorography from him, examines it in the light) (removes the photo, and behind the photo there was a thousand rubles (not visible to the viewer at the beginning) he examines it) Well done! D1: And you, Artem Aleksandrovich, yesterday watched “Living Healthy” with Elena Malysheva? D2: Well, it’s not interesting, Christmas trees! What are you looking at? Last time I watched, she came in a stomach costume, purring, purring the entire program, bullshit. I switched it.(to conscript No. 4) What do you have there?(takes the outpatient card from him and reads it) So, Heh!(to doctor No. 1) Look how beautifully he visualized everything.(to conscripts) He hisses.(zero reactions) Well, it’s a bit of a shame.(everyone laughs, conscript No. 4 snatches the card from the dock and runs to the end of the line, crying) D1: All this is nonsense! He’s mowing! D2: Nonsense is not nonsense, Danil Aleksandrovich, but in our infectious diseases department one malingerer died. D1: What are you talking about? D2: Yes, they didn’t believe me for 4 days. They tickled and tickled, to no avail! Do you know how I guessed? I see no one is eating the orange.(laughter) (dreamily) (to everyone) (to conscripts, fun) You guys are all good! Conscript #2: Why is that? D2: Why, why. Because for ordinary Pokrovsk boys, the Army is the only chance in life to at least get something from Yudashkin!

D 2: This is not a clinic, but some kind of madhouse. What did you call? What kind of urgency is this? D2: Ugh, is it because of this? D2: Oh, I’ll finally renovate the kitchen. What, did I say that out loud? Well, are you afraid of me? Panties. Good, good, good... Okay, don’t worry, the healthiest ones will go into the army. You see, Shoigu has entrusted what responsibility he has, not today, tomorrow he will be the Minister of Health, then the Minister of Economy, then the Minister of Education. What is this, I now have to quarrel with the entire government because of you? Well, let's get started. Maybe some of you are voluntarily healthy? D2: No! There are no such troops. Let's go home. So, you, come here! Psychological test.( What do you see in this picture? D2: More precisely. D2: Did I warn you, did I warn you? Now don’t be offended, you will serve on a submarine. Get in line. D2: Everyone will beVsubmarine, and youonsubmarine. So, what's wrong with you?( Well done! Now it's good! Well done! D2: Well, it’s not interesting, Christmas trees! What are you looking at? Last time I watched, she came in a stomach costume, purring, purring the entire program, bullshit. I switched it. What do you have there?So,dysfunction of the secretion of a biological gene of substances as a result of a violation of vegetative genesis. Heh! Look how he veiled everything beautifully. He's whining. Well, he's proudhoning. D2: Nonsense is not nonsense, Danil Aleksandrovich, but in our infectious diseases department one malingerer died. D2: Yes, they didn’t believe me for 4 days. They tickled and tickled, to no avail! Do you know how I guessed? I see no one is eating the orange. D2: Girls, skirts. Did you find Rastorguev’s notebook or something?( The army is a purely male affair, understand? So the medical examination is all a formality.( You guys are all good! D2: Why, why. Because for ordinary Pokrovsk boys, the Army is the only chance in life to at least get something from Yudashkin!

D1: Actually, it’s Monday, 9 am, I still have to go to work. D1: No, they called us from Moscow, now we will deal with the spring conscription. D1: And you, Artem Aleksandrovich, yesterday watched “Living Healthy” with Elena Malysheva? D1: All this is nonsense! He’s mowing! D1: What are you talking about? D1: Artem Aleksandrovich, it’s a pity that we don’t have a women’s army, like in Israel. Otherwise there would be so many girls in skirts standing here right now.