Funny congratulations on Valentine's Day (with humor). Festive toasts and congratulations Toast for Valentine's Day cool

They say that an unhappy husband feels about the same as a prisoner. Both of these unfortunates dream of regaining freedom. But St. Valentine at least once a year makes people who are together feel that captivity can be sweet. For the sweet bonds of love!

Today I want to say “thank you” to the English boys who, in medieval England, came up with the idea of ​​entertaining themselves and their girls in such a wonderful way. And even if earlier they, having gathered together, wrote the names of all the girls in the area on pieces of parchment, dumped them in a hat, and then drew lots, thereby choosing Valentine for themselves next year, today I want to give myself and my love to my chosen one and ask, for her to stay with me longer than one year.

When lovers promise to love each other forever, and then kiss with others - they do not lie or deceive at all, because they promise to love forever, but not continuously. And thanks to Saint Valentine that he came up with a day when such breaks should not be!

I wish you never fall in love
And don't kiss anyone
Do not bind feelings with an oath,
Promise nothing...

Saint Valentine overheard this and said: “Do everything exactly like this, and then you will forever be left alone!” So let's drink for mutual, pure and bright love!

One legend says that somewhere far, far away, beyond the Arctic Ocean, there is an island on which people can move only with the help of true love, because all the inhabitants of this island are one-legged. But they also cannot stand on one leg because of strong winds. But, embracing, they can walk and even run. And the more they love each other, the stronger they hug, the more confidently they stand on their feet, walk and run faster. And whoever does not have love, the one who does not love anyone, is simply an invalid, he lies in the snow, freezes and dies. I want to wish you to be always with me on this wonderful holiday and promise that together we will never freeze!

I want to remind you of the lines from a poem by Sergei Yesenin: “They don’t talk about love in words, they only sigh furtively about love and their eyes burn like yachts ...”. Indeed, tender love is afraid of an awkward word, and often words are not needed - everything will be said by the eyes of a loved one. So let's drink to the fact that lovers retain this ability to understand each other without words for life. Then mutual understanding will always reign between them. For love without further ado!

Let's remember who brought us together today. Do you remember that Saint Valentine did not spare his life for the happiness of other people? Why did he do it? Because he loved everyone very much. We live in a different time, when, fortunately, it is very rare that one has to sacrifice one's life for someone's happiness, but does this mean that there is less love in the world? Of course not! So let's drink to what unites all people - love for each other! We are all so different from each other, we have different habits and outlooks on life, so we will not analyze who is worse or better, but we will simply love each other! I want to address you with the words from the song of Bulat Okudzhava: “Let's live, indulging each other in everything! Especially since life is so short!

Valentine's Day is also called Valentine's Day. Sooner or later, love comes to every person and brings with it anxieties and sufferings, pleasures and hopes, sorrows and joys. For deep love, a sudden passion is not enough, it requires a willingness to understand and accept another person as he is, to forgive his mistakes and rejoice in his victories, to walk beside him all his life and share all his joys and sorrows. Happy is he who has already found his love, his faithful friend for many years. We wish them to always remain for each other as beautiful and young as on the day they met. Happy are those who are still looking for their soul mate among many people, as they are full of hopes and dreams. So let's wish them that all their dreams come true, and they will definitely find their only, very, very ... Let's drink to love - and may it always reign in our hearts!

On this wonderful day, we join all the lovers and congratulate you! If you are already in love, do not forget to remind your other half about it, and if not, fall in love immediately! After all, Valentine's Day is a great occasion to finally open your heart and declare the existence of your sublime love, if for some reason you have not yet done so. Feel free to sign the “valentine” and quickly hand it to the object of your feelings, who will be smitten on the spot and will surely reciprocate. After all, there is nothing more pleasant than the attention and understanding of a loving person.

To love means to be happy and unhappy at the same time, but it is precisely in this that there is that inexpressible feeling that makes the heart tremble and the eyes burn brightly. A person cannot live at all without love, without it he becomes unhappy. Therefore, do not make yourself and other people unhappy, love and be loved! Give your feelings to loved ones, treat love reverently and carefully, and in no case defile it. Love helps to live, decorates our days and contributes to the development of the best human qualities, therefore, the more you love, the better you will become.

In the Caucasus, there is an old legend about a young dzhigit in love: “He came to his father, who was sitting under a tree and thoughtfully drove a twig through the dust, and said:

Father, I have come to you for advice. I want to marry one girl, she is very beautiful.

Father silently drew a zero in the dust. The son continued:

- And, of course, she is a wonderful hostess. Father silently drew another zero in the dust. The son spoke for a long time about the wonderful qualities of his beloved, but the father did not answer him, but only drew zeros in the dust.

Then the son cried out in despair:

But we love each other so much!

And then the father looked at his son with respect and put a unit in front of all the zeros. So let's drink to the love that infects youth, inspires respect in old age and increases all the virtues of our loved ones many times over!

There are so many charming women and girls at this table who have already become or will definitely become someone's true girlfriends. I propose to raise the next toast to them and confess to them that only their beauty and tenderness gives a man the opportunity to feel like a Man with a capital letter. Let us always remember that there are no ugly women, there are only women who do not love themselves. When does a woman not love herself? When they don't like it! Let's drink to the fact that never again a single woman will feel offended, and then they will all become so beautiful that the earth will turn into a flowering garden!

We raised the previous toast to women, tender and fragile, now let's drink to their support and protection - strong and persistent men. May they always be strong and healthy, smart and cheerful, gentle and caring. Let them always remember that a woman's heart cannot be conquered by brute force, that she is looking for a sensitive and understanding friend in a man, capable of with honor to withstand any life test. And most importantly, let's drink to the fact that they are always loved and loving!

One old doctor said to his students: “I have lived a long life, I have seen many people and cured their diseases. I prescribed them many different medicines, but I became convinced that the best remedy for all diseases is love. Then one of his disciples asked: "Teacher, what if love doesn't help?" To this the doctor replied: “Well, that means you have to double the dose!” So let's drink to love, which can really cure any disease!

On this day, we all talk about love, let's not forget about love for our closest relatives. The first and most important person for each of us is our mother. No wonder folk wisdom says: "There is no such friend as your own mother!". Mom is the closest person to us, she will never betray, will not leave in trouble, she will always cry and rejoice with us. So let's drink to our mothers, without whom we would never have been born.

May they always be as kind and affectionate, cheerful and beautiful as they are now! May they always remain our best friends and never grow old!

Quite a bit is left before Valentine's Day (Valentine's Day), so it's time to think about how you will congratulate your beloved husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, classmates, classmates, friends, acquaintances, colleagues and all Valentines and Valentines on this holiday .

To do this, I have selected for you the best congratulations on Valentine's Day (Valentine's Day) in poetry and prose, many of which are even suitable for sending SMS, as well as beautiful and humorous toasts.

Congratulations on Valentine's Day:

Fate commanded me to be yours,
And you can't say "no" to her.
I am yours as long as you love me
One year or a thousand years.
I'm yours while you wait for me
As long as you mourn me.
I want to give you so much of myself
As many as there can be!

I can wait for you for a long time
Long, long, and true.
I can't even sleep at night
Day and two and the whole year, probably
Let the leaves of the calendar
Will fly around like foliage from the garden
Just to know that everything is not in vain,
What do you really need...

Years will pass. And the waves will crash.
In the darkness, like birds, love will hide,
And I'll say: "What happiness is,
That I am with you on the same planet.

The old legend lives on
And I believe that it is undeniable.
We need a story like this
So that once a year, on Valentine's Day
I could confess my love to you:
You are not better on earth

Inspired by a high feeling,
Sometime in the old days
Someone came up with Valentine's Day
Without knowing then
What will be your favorite day?
The desired holiday of the year,
What a Happy Valentine's Day
He will be named with respect.
Smiles and flowers everywhere
In love, confessions again and again ...
So let a miracle happen for everyone -
Let only love rule the world!

I send a valentine
In the form of my heart.
But take a closer look at the picture -
There you will find yours.
After all, there are miracles:
There was a heart, there were two.

My beloved,
Happy Valentine's Day, I congratulate
You: you are the most dear to me,
There is no favorite, never will be.
Saint Valentine is honored by the Earth,
The planet has gone crazy with love
And I go, wanting only you.
My love, save me soon!

There are many wishes in the world
Do not count them all.
I just congratulate you
I love it the way it is.
Be beautiful all the time
Both soul and self.
Be loved all the time
Both winter and spring.
Do not bow rowan,
If there is trouble.
Be happy all the time
On this day and always.

Today there is a special reason
So that every person lives with love:
'Cause Valentine's Day has come
So you deserve recognition.

I wish you hot love
And so that all your dreams come true.
To live this day without knowing worries,
And flowers bloomed in my soul

Love is like magic
And passion is an incredible fairy tale.
On Valentine's Day I want
Wishing you love and affection

So that tenderness enters your life
And settled in it forever
So that joy, sincerity come,
Love itself fell in love with you!

May this day be beautiful
Pleasantly exciting the blood
Wonderful light breeze
Love will live forever

valentine's hour
Today on the ground struck.
Let our love bloom
To love each neighbor.

On Valentine's Day
To all who love and are loved,
Who knew insults, tears,
For those who believe in fairy tales, dreams,
Who is warmed by the light of love,
To you, sung by poets,
Gentle, thin and vulnerable,
The best, the sweetest -
My delight and admiration.
Accept congratulations!

Valentine's Day gave
We once Valentine.

Although many years have passed
There are no barriers to love.

Regularly, once a year
On a clear day, or in bad weather,

All loving planets
Mark this date.

Happiness and mutual love -
To all who love and are loved!

Be forever desired and loved by all,
Always charming, irresistible,
Let your eyes shine with happiness forever,
And in life only friends surround.

I don't like to write much
And I won't write words
And I'll write only two words
"I love" and "I won't forget"!

May the winged god of love not bypass your threshold!

Happy Valentine's Day, I congratulate you, and I want that on your road, there is no end, no edge for happy and joyful days.

Perhaps in this world you are just a person, but for someone you are the whole world.

I asked God for leaves, he gave me money, I asked God for a drop of water, he gave me an ocean, I asked God for an angel, he gave me you!

Today is a holiday dear. I want to confess, I'm in love: I love you so dear! Can I sacrifice: myself, the things I love, my life, everything that is around me and I don’t feel sorry, because I know that the main thing is not to lose you.

Quietly snow is falling on the stairs, it is melting, now I miss you far away, how I would like to turn into this snow and quietly descend into your palm.

Happy Valentine's Day, I hasten to congratulate you, smile more, I ask you on this day.

Valentine's Day is a special holiday. I hope my congratulations will also be special for you. On this day, everyone wishes each other love, and I want to wish you to experience a magical feeling of all-consuming passion, from which they lose their heads. It is about passion that poets compose poems, dedicate odes and ballads to it, it is about it that both young maidens and gray-haired men dream. Let it overwhelm you like a typhoon, make your heart beat faster and your eyes burn with a special light. And the most important thing is that passion with a loved one lasts for many years, because only the lucky ones manage to carry it through their whole lives. So be one of the happiest, loving faithfully and passionately!

Valentine's Day is a great occasion to tell You that I love You. Yes, I often repeat these words, but today is special - words of love are uttered today by hundreds, thousands, millions of hearts in love, the air itself seems to be saturated with a fabulous love aura. I love you. I know it, I feel it with every cell of my body, with all my soul. I love you. I pronounce these words constantly, like a mantra, sincerely believing that they protect you from everything unkind and evil, protect and help you. I love you. All the power of my feelings, desires, aspirations - in three simple words. On Valentine's Day, I say three very important words in the life of every word - I love you, and I believe that my love will be your life amulet.

Valentine's Day has become a holiday tradition for us not so long ago. And not so long ago we met. But it's good that there is such a reason - to tell you once again that I love you! I love both the holiday and the sad day. And when you laugh, and when you frown. May you have fewer reasons to frown! And I can tell you often, often that I love you, without any reason - all my life!

My dear half, my beloved little man, I have been looking for you for so long and I am very glad that we met each other! I am sure that our love will withstand any test, and even after many years we will remain just as gentle and affectionate with each other!

Beloved, this wonderful holiday came into my life with you. I could list for a long time how smart, beautiful, kind and wonderful you are. I don't know what I like about you more, and what's the difference. Only one thing matters: I love you.

I do not know if there is a number in arithmetic that would be greater than my love for you!
I do not know if there are such constants in physics that would be more constant than my love for you!
I don't know if there is a figure in geometry whose lines are more perfect than yours!
I don't know if there's a substance in chemistry that smells like your body!
I do not know if astronomy knows such a star, the brilliance of which could outshine the brilliance of your eyes!
But I know for sure that there are no words in any language to fully express my love for you!

Toast for Valentine's Day:

One person fell into that world. He walked and walked and sees: the people are crowding, the stairs to paradise are hanging.
He asks: "What's the matter, guys, that you don't press for heaven?"
“Yes,” they answer, “there is a ladder for everyone, and there are as many steps on it as there are women who loved each of us. Well, the people got stuck - some on the first, some on the second, and some didn’t budge” ...
This toast is for those who love you!

There is student love: when there is with someone, there is something, but no where.
There is a lonely love: when there is where, there is something, but there is no one with whom.
There is unhappy love: when there is where, there is with whom, but there is nothing.
There is philosophical love: when there is where, there is something, there is with whom, but why?
So let's drink to the love that each of us deserves!

The needs of the soul give birth to friendship,
needs of the mind - respect,
body needs - desire.
All three needs together give rise to true love.
Let us drink to the fact that all these needs always live in us.

Love leads through the desert
And through the mountain ranges,
And in the wind it does not get cold,
And not afraid of heights.
For the fact that we care about blood,
My toast, of course, is to love!

And for those who have read to the end - a cool poem about love :)

I found out that I have a huge bullshit! I walk with her around the world And I love this and that Olya, Tanya, Ksyusha, Lyuda, I will be Vasilisa tomorrow. And Oksana and Svetlana And I’m making plans for Yulia And Lariska and Angela And Katyusha in the meantime Veronika, Anya, Zhenya, Even though she’s in position, And Polina and Varvara And the boss Tamara, Baba Klava, Baba Zina And Danila and the Georgian And my dog ​​Glashka And the cat and the turtle And the path and the woods, In the field every spikelet, All living, inanimate - This is all mine, dear! I love everyone in the world - Here is my concept!

Who loves how?
Cook - hot;
firefighter - fiery;
photographer - instantly;
confectioner - sweet;
lawyer - eloquently;
attendant - hot;
accountant - prudently;
student - platonically;
sprinter - swiftly;
doctor - deadly;
crazy - crazy
but a fool like me loves faithfully and deeply.
For foolish love!

*****

Not complicated, even very simple,
Half-forgotten old toast:
May they be with us again and again
Hope, Faith and Love!

*****

The needs of the soul give birth to friendship,
Needs of the mind - respect,
The needs of the body are desire.
All three needs together give rise to true love.
Let us drink to the fact that all these needs always live in us.

*****

I don't know rhymes better
what's up for february
just the same, just the same...
Just like "I love you!"

*****

It is known that the Lord, when he made women,
put in each a piece of sugar,
and put two pieces in one.
Since then all the men are looking for that woman
in which there are two pieces of sugar.
Let's drink to those who found it!

*****

Weak women have a passion for strong men.
Strong men have a passion for women's weaknesses.
For the unity of opposites!

*****

There is student love: when there is with someone, there is something, but no where.
There is a lonely love: when there is where, there is something, but there is no one with whom.
There is unhappy love: when there is where, there is with whom, but there is nothing.
There is philosophical love: when there is where, there is something, there is with whom, but why?
So let's drink to the love that each of us deserves!

*****

One person fell into that world. He walked and walked and sees: the people are crowding, the stairs to paradise are hanging.
He asks: "What's the matter, guys, that you don't press for heaven?"
"Yes," they answer, "there is a ladder for everyone,
and there are as many steps on it as women have loved each of us.
Well, the people got stuck - some on the first, some on the second, and some did not budge "...
This toast is for those who love you!

*****

My toast to love:
She turns poison into honey.
And from iron creates gold.
She is given to heal the sick.
She makes wine from vinegar.

*****

My toast is to wives - not only at this hour.
For them, lovely, sweet, dear!
For them to appreciate us
And raised us in the eyes of others!

*****

There are many words about her.
The wise poets said
For forever young love -
Source of joy and light!

*****

For you, my love!
Oh, how insignificant all comparisons are,
I come in moments of inspiration!
One thing I know: I always need you -
In the sun, in the moon, in the crowd and in silence,
And even in a dark dream, at the very bottom -
I need you!

*****

On Valentine's Day, the holiday of all lovers,
I wish you happy victories
Be happy, healthy and cheerful
Forgetting the hardships of all past years.

Stay kind, gentle and sweet,
May your dreams come true.
And always be so unique
And in dishes, and in habits, and in love!

*****

I want the world to not know screams
So that the mournful groan was not heard,
I want people to forget
Screams born of the horror of wars.
My toast: to always be distributed
The loud cries of newborns.
My toast: to sound in the world
Only songs of happy, songs of lovers

*****

When a person is born, the first feeling he experiences is
his mother's love.
When he dies, the last feeling he takes with him is
love for the world to be left behind and love for those who see them off on their last journey.
Hence the conclusion: everything gives birth to love, if there was no love, there would be no us.
For love!

One ancient oriental parable says that a quiet and withdrawn young man lived in a certain city. He liked the girl, but he could not bring himself to speak to her. He learned that she loved violets, but he could not bring himself to send her even a modest bouquet. Once he stood for half an hour near the gate of the house where his beloved lived, but did not dare to knock. But then he saw the door of the house opened and a strict middle-aged woman came out to him.
"Who are you waiting for here?" she asked. "Wa ... your daughter," the timid young man answered in fright. “I'm afraid you're not a good fit for us,” said the woman. “When my girl’s father was courting me, I suddenly didn’t go out on a date one day. Then he climbed over the garden wall, passed the dog, put out the window, crept into the house, locked my parents in their room, put a ring on my finger and said that we would be married right away. And for our daughter, we would like a more determined groom than you."
Let's raise our glasses to real men!

An ancient Eastern treatise on love says that our soul needs friendship, our mind needs respect, and our body needs passion. Only when united, all three desires give birth to love. I propose to raise glasses for this wonderful child of passions - for eternal and beautiful love!
So let's drink to the fact that these needs always live in us, and we would love and be loved!

The flowering of love is our reward.
Once a dog was thrown to a lion. At first he wanted to eat her, but first he decided to play with her. Played and fell in love. And they began to live together. Let's drink to love at first sight, which can work real miracles!

Human happiness is a building in which friendship is the walls and love is the dome.
So let's drink to friends and loved ones!

There is spiritual love, and there is earthly love - for real. A toast to spiritual love turning into earthly love! And for earthly love, turning into spiritual!

When people meet, they talk about the laws of universal gravitation. When they diverge, then they start talking about the laws of counteraction. Let's drink to the laws of love, thanks to which people meet and discover other laws!

"Sabi" is a Japanese concept meaning the discovery of the imperishable in the perishable, love for the unattainable. Our memory is a repository of memories. But the memory of joy is also joy. Let's drink to those who, at least for a moment, gave us love - to random companions!

Let's raise a toast to love, about which poets have written so much. For a source of joy and light!

In love, one becomes theoretician when all the practice has already ended. Let's drink to the fact that theory and practice are never separated from each other!

V. Hugo said: “Love is like a tree; it grows by itself, takes deep roots in our whole being and ... continues to bloom even on the ruins of our heart. For love!

V. Hugo said: “Love always surpasses faith in it. Everyday words "If you knew how much I love you!" contain deep and infinite truth!” A toast to telling your loved ones more often about your love!

Today I want to tell you a wonderful love story: on one side is a girl, on the other is a guy. I raise this toast to the future!

C. Dickens said: "Love is the most interesting and most forgivable of all human weaknesses." Let's forgive ourselves and others this weakness!

In the strategy of love, as in war, two tactics are used. One is blitzkrieg, the other is siege. Let's raise our glasses and wish that the fighting using these tactics will always be crowned with success!

The passion of a young girl is akin to young unfermented wine: it intoxicates, but does not captivate. The passion of an older lady intoxicates and amazes with the versatility of shades. However, both of them bring joy to a man. So let's drink to lovely ladies, so different, but equally beautiful.

The swings of love make a weak and insecure person even weaker, and a confident and healthy person is tempered, like a hammer - steel. So let's drink to the fire that melts steel from ore!

My dear! Every day spent with you only proves that I made the right choice. For you, my soulmate, for you, without which my life would become half poorer!

The love of parents gives us life, the love of life makes us regret leaving this beautiful world, without love there is nothing
death, no birth, without love there would be no people. So let's drink to this all-encompassing feeling!

Once upon a time, a wise Jewish ruler remarked that a woman is stronger than the most aged wine and stronger than the most powerful ruler; she is able to envelop the sage in nets and intoxicate the most sober man, she is sweeter than all fruits and more beautiful than all flowers. But even this perfection bows before the highest power - love. So let's drink to the great power of love!

DRINK TO LOVE

Bloom of love

Here is our reward.

I drink my full horn to her.

A mountain in love is a barrier,

Like a small stone at the feet.

And a pearl tablecloth!

After all, if

He was afraid of sharks grin,

In the sea underwater kingdom

He wouldn't find anything.

The shepherd, being afraid of wolves, cannot

Otaru to grow his…

Love multiplies our courage.

That's why I drink!

They threw the dog into the lion's cage. He wanted to eat it, but decided to play first. Played and fell in love. And the dog with the lion began to live in clover.

So let's drink to love at first sight, capable of working miracles!

In the building of human happiness, friendship builds walls, and love forms a dome.

So let's drink to friends and loved ones!

Let's drink to a phenomenon that, shortening the life of each person individually, prolongs it for all of humanity as a whole.

Let's drink to love!

To play chess, it is not enough just to know the rules. For love, only one desire is not enough.

Let's drink to professionalism in everything!

Love leads through the desert

And through the mountain ranges

And in the wind she does not get cold,

And not afraid of heights.

For the fact that we care about blood,

My toast, of course, is to love!

They say that first a person must study the theory, and then gain practice. In love, the opposite is true: they become theorists when all the practice has already ended. So let's drink to the fact that theory never breaks away from practice!

They say that if a married woman does not wear a wedding ring, as well as earrings, brooches, pendants, bracelets and necklaces, then she married only for love!

Friends, let's raise our glasses for sincere love!

They say that a giant who does not know love will not even reach the waist of an ordinary man in love. Love is uplifting! Let's raise our glasses to the sublime love that raises us to heaven!

In a strange city, a man saw a young man and a girl and asked them:

How do you say "I love you" in your language?

The young man silently but tightly hugged the girl and only then said:

"That's what they say about love in my language!"

This toast is for love, in which actions are more eloquent than the most ardent words.

What cup do you think we drink from; we drink and can't get drunk in any way?.. From the cup of love. So let's drink to love!

If a man is persistent, he will definitely achieve what a woman wants.

So let's drink to ensure that the desire of men and the desire of women always coincide! For a strong and harmonious union of two hearts!

Life with love always

Soldered with unbreakable threads.

Im one without the other

Not a second to bloom, not a moment.

Life interrupted -

And love ends here

Here is the eternal law

Designed for all generations.

When a man and a woman meet, then it comes to the law of universal gravitation. When a man and a woman diverge, it comes to the laws of opposition.

So let's drink to the laws of love, thanks to which people meet who discover other laws!

The Japanese have the concept of "sabi" - the discovery of the imperishable in the perishable, love for the transient and unattainable - a fallen flower, a withered branch, an abandoned house. Our memory is evidence of the mortal, the past, the unattainable. But the memory of moments of joy is also joy.

So let's drink to those who have ever given us love, to our random girlfriends, random companions on our way!